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When your shit comes out in the solid, liquid and gas state all at the same time at high velocity.
Dude: can you get me some toilet paper, Had thai yesterday now I've painted the stall brown.
Dude2: you're kidding
Dude: I'm not, I've been in here for three hours with explosive diarrhea.
When you have to go number 2 and it turns out to be number 3 or more and it splatters inside and outside the toilet.
Every time Candy goes to the bathroom lately she has had explosive diarrhea.
Laughing hysterically to the point of "exploding."
A hernia is a tear in the abdomen wall -- pain and discomfort caused by tears in some cases by heavy pressure placed on abdomen, ie. Laughing uncontrollably, thus a Herniotic Explosion.
When I saw Bob randomly fall off his chair in the middle of class, I had a herniotic explosion!! hahahahaha!
When a girl with whiteout in her pocket bumps into a guy and the whiteout liquid goes all over the crotch of his pants.
Person 1: Hey watch where you're going!
Person 2: Yea- oh sorry I gave you an explosive ejaculation...
When somthing is a really good idea and should be carried out.
James: want to explore that abandoned hotel tonight?
George : Explosive Potential!!!!!
a) (for men) : a more sperm-abundant than usual ejaculation
b) (for women) a more forceful, in terms of quantity, distance etc, expulsion of liquid during squirting
when you open happiness, and i mean real happiness, you can be sure a lava explosion will follow.
Advice designed to get you to do something stupid.
She told me to just go in there and DEMAND a raise. Now that I've gotten fired and she's been promoted, I think maybe that piece of advice was really improvised explosive advice.