Fat Retard

Arnold Palmer and Jagermeister. Patent pending.

"Yoooo, check out that Fat Retard!"
"Mike, you're a fucking asshole. He goes to the gym right after his night classes. Atleast he's trying to improve himself. You know, man. I haven't said much 'cause it's not my place, but I'm pretty sure Jessica left you because of how much of an insensitive asshole you've become. And honestly, it's making it hard to be your friend aswell. But we've been best friends since 5th grade. Ride or die, bro."
"Not that, dipshit. I was talking about the drink he was holding."

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Fat Daddies

Oversized pants, usually khaki pants . Term used in DC. Not seen as fashionable

I showed up to school out of uniform , so the office made me wear the fat daddies .

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Walmart Fat

an extreme degree of obesity, most commonly observed at Walmart, and almost always seen clothed in a pair of too small sweatpants

It only looks like two people are wearing the same pair of pants, the guy is actually walmart fat.

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fat dipping

Swimming with all your clothes on, opposite of skinny dipping

They didn't feel like taking off their clothes to go swimming, so they just went fat dipping and jumped in the pool still fully clothed.

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fat boner

fat bon·er |fat ˈbōnər|
noun

When a person starts thinking about or gets ready to eat food and their stomach expands. The act is similar to how a man's penis will enlarge when thinking about or getting ready to perform the act of sex.

"I love lasagna so much, I'm getting a fat boner just thinking about it."

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Pump fat

When a fat woman wears high heels and the top of her foot pours out of the shoe

Man, her fat ass knows she shouldn't have worn those shoes. Look at all that pump fat (point to feet)

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Fat Chicken

To the untrained eye or casual observer, Fat Chicken is a very cute, and yes, overweight mini dachshund. But to those who care to scratch the surface for the deeper meaning, they will find a symbol of love and hope.

Besides being a loved and loving pet of a very special person, Fat Chicken is that symbol. A symbol which encourages us all to be tissue and organ donors.

"The situation seemed hopeless, nothing was going as planned, but she held his hand in hers and said "don't worry baby, we'll fat chicken our way through this"

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