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china's history is where a bunch of blind people talk in a random word with crazy dictator who like to bomb random countries for no reason, and cant see when the smile, there dictator bum is red as a potato and as chubby as big chungus
"have you seen chinas history" "yea it really bad"
A place where nothing happened in June 4, 1989, it was a sunny day and bees were buzzing, birds were singing, and students were being fucking massacred.
Me: Do you know Tiananmen Square, China?
Dog: Bark
A myth in North America in the year 2013 that there are still products on the market that are not made in China.
"I heard that there was a screwdriver for sale at a hardware store in southern Oklahoma."
"Impossible. I looked there. There are no products left on shelves in North America that are not made in China."
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When someone’s leg is stuck in a disabled person swing and it looks weird
Hey bro ur leg looks like a freaking china chanapolas in the swing we need to call the fire department!
Deemed fast compared to China's famously higher internet speed.
Kudos to this company's China fast turnaround in my order!
A white man with an average size or more dick in an Asian country waiting to get some action from the local Asian hookers.
Man: "I'm going to go to all kinds by of bars in Beijing!"
Friend: "Here's this drink to you, white rod in little China!!!"
Skidding up the toilet pan, leaving a trail of faeces on the toilet porcelain.
“Bruv, I swear, he had proper o.c.d! He said if I was having a poo, to make sure I used the loo brush! Ha! I done a massive dump and left a big skid down the back of his throne! He’ll ban me from his gaff for scuffing the China! It stank! Then I left.”