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Fruit Grenading

The act of throwing fruits into people's windows, usually at night.

A banana enters from the window and crashes a vase.
Dad: What the fuck was that???
Kid: Dad, they're fruit grenading again...

by FruitGrenader July 19, 2010

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cooter fruit

Cooter Fruit- A friend who is being silly or goofy.
Or
Cooter fruit- a small bean like fruit well hidden in the cooter. Is said to be an urban legend as no man has actually found one

John is such a cooter fruit today!

by MissCaliBama October 31, 2014

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fruit cake

a drug used in the Vietnam war to stun enemies for 32.7 years

run he's got the yeasting fruit cake

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018

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Miracle fruit

A man's testicles

It was amazing, she sucked on my miracle fruit

by DraculaSneezeFTW November 29, 2010

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fruit dip

When a straight mans experiments with gay sex; When a man prematurely aborts a homosexual act. Also: fruit dipper, one who experiments with homosexuality; fruit dipped, to be abandoned during sex by a fruit dipper; dip one's fruit, to experiment with homosexuality.

Steve thought he was gay in college but it was just fruit dip. When Sal went down on Bill he thought it was a sure thing, but it ended up being fruit dip.

by fruit bowl August 20, 2011

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Fruit of the Boom

A terrorist tactic that employs explosive components stuffed in his/her undies.

Abdul Farouk Abdulmutallab, a wanna-be Al-Quaeda terrorist, tried to bring down a plane using the Fruit of the Boom. His attempt was thwarted by some heroic passengers.

by SuperAgentTarheel December 30, 2010

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fruit basket

Naked man shoves his penis back behind his legs and between his balls.

My best friend walked in his dad's room and his dad gave him a fruit basket.

by condoms.com July 30, 2003

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