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A term you use when someone fails or does something wrong, implying in a joking way that it was really bad or that it went wrong because they were stupid.
It is in reference to "fail boat" pictures on the internet (google image search it) which ususally depict a boat that is sinking or capsized with the words fail boat underneath.
If this were to be put on a scale of failure then it would be just below the term "epic fail".
If someone or something has failed or is on its way to failure then you would say:
"All aboard the Fail Boat!"
or
"Your shipment of Fail has come in!"
If your on instant messanging or emailing then you would usually attach a picture too because the joke is rooted in the pictures and is funnier if you use a different one each time.
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when you buy a cell phone that does not get any bars where you live.
idiot: WOO! i gotz a new phone from sprint!!!
guy who doesn't care: where do you live?
idiot: uh, Washougal?
GWDC: dude, that's a fail phone, stupid.
idiot: ... shut up.
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A poorly executed trust fall, i.e. you do not catch the person who is dropping back in to your arms.
Kendall was all set with this team building exercise until Barry was gabbing to Corbin and not paying attention, resulting in Kendall falling back to not get caught by Barry - trust fail.
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If you could take all the failure of man kind and grind them all up into a paste, that would be fail sauce.
Zomg she is such fail sauce.
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A failure of cosmic scales. Could be used to express how pathetic someone is.
-Wow this Geril guy is such an epic fail.
-Hell he is.
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A fail that is so extreme, that it is found amusing by other people.
"What are you doing here?" Man asks wife at brothel.
Epic Fail
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Fail Ops(Flops) is a parody name derived from the video game Black Ops presumably for its failure to deliver to expectations and just being riddled with bugs and other things that make it not enjoyable to play.
1.)
Kid 1: Dude, I got this sick double feed in Black Ops yesterday.
Kid2: Wow, you still play Flops? Trade that shit in for MW2, man.
2.) OMG, Black Ops is such a fail. It's full of lag, the hit detection sucks, the snipers are useless, and the matchmaking is horrid. They should just rename it to Fail Ops and Failarch.
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