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Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything.

A ptsd trigger for those who are very cultured.

"Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything..." Jane said
"Never say that again!" James shouted with fear in his eyes.

by January 9, 2021

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fair doozies

Fair enough, Fair Do's, Alrighty

I mean Fair doozies

by Deliriousinthemind March 19, 2021


va te faire cuire le cul

a bit classier than "va te faire foutre" (fuck off) and stronger than "va te faire cuire un oeuf" (bugger off/leave me alone)

et bien puisque ça ne te convient toujours pas va te faire cuire le cul ...

by poppadoom September 7, 2023


Science fair

Annoying project that every single school in existence just has to do

Hey the science fair is tomorrow

by BroWhyIsEveryNameAlreadyTaken September 30, 2022


fair hat

An insult that the recipient, nonetheless, agrees with. Often said by the recipient when a particularly insulting piece of criticism is made, in order to disarm the person who lobbed the insult. In effect, acknowledging that the insult is true, in other words, "you got me."

Person 1: Goddamn, every one of you gym rats seems to forget to use the shower after working out.

Person 2: I mean, fair hat, honestly. I suppose I could be more hygienic.

by RobotGoggles June 17, 2024


Fair weather fag

People who don’t like anything but warm weather year round. They don’t care for seasons. They complain that it’s too cold when it’s 65 degrees or below and cringe at the sight of snow. People who have bad arthritis and very old people don’t count.

That lady from Scottsdale over there is complaining it’s too cold... but it’s only 65 degrees outside... she’s a fair weather fag.

by Sven Svenhardt April 2, 2020


Laissez-faire Tyranny

When the state is oppressive and the nation is in dire straits but the rulers don't give two shits what goes on anywhere and the government does nothing (except suppress change maybe). It's oppression through inaction, tyranny of negligence. Usually this occurs in a rigid hereditary absolute monarchy where a bunch of inbred fucks can party until they get lynched by peasants, but really anything can end up in such a state.

People have applied the term "laissez-faire tyranny" to the Late Ancien Régime and the Qing Dynasty

by MistressChing July 9, 2024