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family but at school generally assigning random friends as your mom, dad, siblings, etc
"Yeah, John's part of my school family. He's the dad."
Defined: A noble catholic roblox family with big cocks who dominate women and femboys.
Osprey Family:
Person 1: Oh man, look! Its an Osprey!
Person 2: Not again... he's gonna get free ranked!!111
I LOVE OSPREY!!!!11111
Family card is when your parents or grandparents clams that you future husband or wife will leave you cause your bad at work or cooking and that amusing that you will have a family or not.
Tokiko “ sigh “ my mom pull out the family card by assuming that I’m going to have a husband in the future who going to divorce me, alll because I was bad at laundry and I told I was going to be asexual.”
Friend” oh I’m sorry “
An orgy that involves the use of certain foods, like corn on the cob, hot dogs, and/or sausages
Dude, I was over this girl's huge Fourth of July party, after a few drinks, a total family barbeque broke out! I had ketchup all over me!
The darkest family on the internet!
Friend: “hey you wanna hangout tonight?”
Me: “no thanks I’m going to be hanging out with Crazy M and the rest of the darkest family!”
The anxiety, worry, despair and insanity a person may feel or deal with regarding any small or large family interaction or assembly; this is usually based on the perceived right and responsibility of kin to be annoying, to be annoyed and disgusted with you, to be rude, unsupportive, condescending, derogatory; to question and disapprove of everything you think or do “on principle”; to basically butt heads and accept this mutual condemnation because “love means never having to say you’re sorry” (the only situation in which this idiotic & insane epitaph could possibly apply).
Vivian dreads her annual family reunion picnic so much that this familial dementia mutates into insane schemes, such as supposed tropical diseases or covert government secret missions, the details of which she cannot reveal even to her mother, in order to keep herself from having to attend.
when you 3d print two dildos and put them on the two front seats of your car and fucken sit on them so it goes up your asshole and then go for a joyride. Then about every hour or so you switch seats so everyone gets a go ;)
Alright gang, it's time for our annual family joyride gangbang