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the sexiest beast in the world every girl wants him
girl=thats right nola you want a coty farmer don't you?
Nola=Hell yea
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An individual who spends an inordinate amount of time picking their nose. A serious farmer also eats their own crops.
Stopping at a red light while driving, I noticed a boogey farmer next to me harvesting some crops.
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A unicorn is a bisexual woman, usually the third in a poly relationship. A unicorn farm is a open or closed poly relationship involving more than one unicorn. The man in a poly relationship with two or more unicorns would be the unicorn farmer. Someone interested in starting or being in such a relationship could also be called a unicorn farmer.
I want to be a unicorn farmer when I grow up.
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(farmer derrek) my big dick daddy derrek pounded me for hours last night 😍😍
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a synonym used for a drug dealer, mostly one who sells weed.
A: Hey man, i am looking for a jamaican farmer, do you know any around here?
B: Yeah, they're everywhere, come with me.
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A woman who takes money from men for who knows what in exchange; emotionally unavailable; and always lies, cause she's taking money from someone's man.
A pickle farmer causes men to pass up on a good woman and/or ruin a good thing cause he is going after the whore he can't have.
She doesn't want the guy - she just maskes sure you can't have him.
I'm not dating Scott anymore, he is too distracted by the Pickle Farmer.
Jan broke up with Tommy. She found out he paid the Pickle Farmer $200 for a pair of her dirty underwear.
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plugging one side of the nose while blowing really hard out the other in order to clear the nasal passages. AKA snot rocket.
person 1: Do you have a tissue?
person 2: No, sorry. Looks like you're just going to have to do the farmer snort.
person 1: damn, i hate bowing snot rockets, i always get boogers on my hand!
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