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Flesh and relbjalood

MORTAL LIVING HUFELBJraTIVE BEINGS FELBJraTIVE KIND AND FELBJaSHES as well of GOMIGHTYBJIS GOMIGHTYDJIS 🎨 🖼 artations of Lonnie's language 1 and 2. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.

I invented and made and created flesh and relbjalood the mortal Living artations of Lonnie Benningfield junior. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq April 15, 2023


Flesh salt shaker

Flesh salt shaking is the act of ejaculating on your food resembling the common seasoning utensil the salt shaker.

Ran out of salt so I just jerked off on to my fries ,my mom calls it the flesh salt shaker

by Alexandevo June 30, 2018


firing the flesh musket

The act of pleasuring oneself (usually a male).

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".

by Big Daddy Ripshitz September 27, 2013


Flesh Surprise

Surprising your lady with a Woodie and hopefully with positive results.

Susie and I went home after a wonderful dinner and I gave her the Flesh Surprise for Dessert.

by Rail Jockey TL October 18, 2011


flesh dart

A Penis or Dick....

I would love to use my flesh dart in her stink target !

by Stein May 27, 2018


Long Live The New Flesh

Some pretentious, deep allegory used in David Cronenberg’s 1983 film “Videodrome” starring James Woods and Debbie Harry of Blondie.

Nicki: “Just come to me Max, come to Nicki… watch, I’ll show you how. It‘s easy.”

(Television does some gnarly magic trick)

Max: (Raising literal handgun to his head) “Long live the new flesh.”

by LafufuLover69 March 02, 2024


Flesh Socket

Any orifice or open cavity that leads entrance or serves as an exit to the human body.

If you don't want it in your mouth, shut up, and stick it in another flesh socket.

by AfterSectsCigarette November 26, 2019