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<verb> to have relations with a girl on a mattress that sits directly on the floor. Not owning a bedframe is a symbol of a ridiculous lack of class or perhaps just sheer laziness. In either instance it is far more degrading to the girl partaking in the floor matressing event then if the mattress were somehow elevated off the ground.
Andy really needs to floor mattress that stripper tonight.
Man, any girl that would floor mattress with someone is a total p-vamp.
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male #! "Did you fuck that girl last night?"
male#2 "Yeah, I nailed her to the floor..."
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A girl/woman who from behind gives the impression of spectaculass or fineness, but, having turned around, is actually ugly as shit. From the penthouse to the basement, she's a ground floor bitch.
Was watching this girl for fifteen minutes, walk my ass over there, and damn if she ain't a ground floor bitch!
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A term coined by British comedian Russell Kane.
When you have such a bad breakdown that you end up on your mother's kitchen floor, crying your eyes out with snot all over your face, telling her that you're convinced that you'll never amount to anything/no-one will ever love you/you're going to fail you're uni course/etc.. It usually happens to young adults, mostly people who have just moved away from home, who suddenly realise that being a functioning adult is not as easy as it looks. The kitchen floor reset renders you incapable of looking after yourself for a number of days either side of it but, after it has passed, everything is miraculously ok again and everything that seemed like a big deal now feels very manageable. Hence the term "reset".
Person 1: I heard that Kelly broke up with Brian and that he's in real bad shape
Person 2: Yeah, he went home and had a total kitchen floor reset, he should be back at uni by monday
The call of the Floor Gang.
P1: Sup fellow floor gang member!
P2: Im doing good!
P1: let's express our alpha and big pp energy
P1 and P2: FLOOR GANG OUH!
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A girl next floor is the same as a girl next door, only she lives in a bad, ghetto neighborhood (floor, meaning apartment building instead of house). This kind of girl is like a jewel in the gutter. She is sweet, shines out like a flower, she is innocent but at the same time streetwise in her ghetto-ass neighborhood.
Evie Jaresa is the perfect girl next floor, I wish i could get with that!
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When you find that your beloved pet dog has defecated all over the floor (the kitchen floor in particular; but carpeted floors throughout the house would still qualify), you sing this little jingle.
{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ Don't shit in the stereo ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
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