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The painful words of a friendzone
Adrien: Marinette is just a friend!
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A group of people who are the oddballs, the black sheeps, the troublemakers, the ones who laugh at the world as it burns. However, despite the joy they receive from laughing at others despair, they will always have each others backs. Once a person has infiltrated their tight-knit group, they will forever be part of the bird friend family - wether they like it or not (even if they don't like you, you'll live forever in their jokes. I'm looking at YOU McPeek!)
Bird friends are very untrusting of outsiders, often believing everybody to be suspicious. They have a particular distrust of Mexican Doggos, though they also fiercely love them. Their favorite beverage is White Water and they're not likely to turn down any drugs offered to them. They seem to run purely on sex, alcohol, marijuana, and hallucinogenics.
It is important to note that Algerian Princes don't have allergies.
I think this person is a troll, but they're so damn genuine. They must be a bird friend.
My bird friends are my best friends.
All the bird friends held hands and laughed at tiny Tim when he fell down the well.
Do you like to be rolled up? Then you must be a bird friend.
Those crazy bird friends are out with their tranny reborn again.
I think my neighbor is a bird friend - he won't stop smoking pot and asking if I think people are Trannys or Nah.
Oh Michelle, the most beautiful bird friend. I wish I had the money to fly to you.
A lunchbox friend is someone you only talk to at school and never hang out anywhere else.
They usually talk about gossip and people who they want to fuck and talk behind your back.
They’re fake and probably only hang out with you for clout or just because you pose a threat towards them.
“I don’t want no lunchbox friends no oh” ~ Melanie Martinez
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A woman of the lesbian variety
Christina: “I want to ask Sarah out... is she... you know...”
Mia: “Yeah she’s a friend of clairo... go for it!”
Code word for lads to use when a new friend comes in and tries to hit on your girl. Futcher is the Hindi meaning for Future, this is a friend to watch out for in the future. Once he’s made his way into your inner circle, he’ll turn into a sex pest, hanging outside your house, following your girl everywhere she goes like a rat up a drain pipe.
Code for the boys to say straight away so you can straighten him out as soon he goes into the gents with a Glaswegian kiss.
Bro, we’ve never seen you here before, where did you say you’re from?
Friend 2, warns of friend Futcher
A friend that is nice one second and then betrays you the next second.
Wow he is such a fake friend.
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It is a way of passive aggressively, or even jovially saying hello to someone through religion.
Common responses to this can be "i am no friend of the lord". Worry not you can inform them that the lord still loves them.
Hello Friend of the Lord, how are you on this glorious of days.
Hello Friend of the Lord, how are you on this blessed of days.
It has many uses and can be used to reference someone that either you like or dislike.