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Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.

Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."

by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024


Funky steam

The cloudy gas (CO2 from the carbonation process) that you see when you open up a bottle of beer or a carbonated drink.

Why is it when you open a bottle of beer there’s always that funky steam in the top?

by Fadastalk April 27, 2024


Funky chicken

When a sexual partner jerks their partner off by placing the penis in the crook of their arm and moving up and down, looking like a chicken trying to fly

Becky wasnt down with going all the way but she gave me the ol funky chicken.

by Derfleduermaus February 22, 2019


sir fucking funky

A little bitch who thinks they’re always right, only talks about the same shit over and over again, cannot take a joke, will not leave you alone, and is a little narcissistic bitch who uses people who care about them.

Shaq: God your girlfriend is being such a sir fucking funky

by Lindigo April 2, 2023


Funky flora

some real dank weed!

Yo lemme hit summa dat funky flora

by tokestreetsouthtoreeferway May 29, 2010


Funky Yute

Someone who is quite odd and is abit tall and when people see him / her they say "ew brother ewwwww"

a1 is some funky Yute

by mahboobies April 24, 2024


funky turtle

Ducking your head in and out of a turtle neck in a way that can be interpreted as foreskin.

Look at that man doing the funky turtle

by Mindyourshit October 25, 2022