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Refers to a bottle of Alberto VO5 dat you give someone wif da stipulation dat dey actually use it on their hair.
If you give a gal a bottle of post-shampooing hair-tonic, I think it is generally implied and understood dat said bottle is a "conditioneral gift" --- i.e., she is sposta actually apply it to her scalp during her showers, not just set it aside and let it gather dust.
The gift you or your children give after receiving a crappy present, particularly at Xmas. OR
Gifting someone a totally inappropriate present, because throughout the year they have continually pissed you off.
I think we need to revenge-gift Sammy for his birthday after he gave the kids those drums, cymbals and horns for Xmas. OR
I think Jim needs some little blue pills as a revenge gift for his 21st after what he did at mine.
an unexpected boner at an non ideal time.
me and my girl decided to not look a gift boner in the mouth so she sat on it in the parking lot of my church.
When an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend brings over an object of interest to the others house, such as laptop, movie, sweater, etc, and the couple break up before it can be returned to the owner.
Cristina made me cupcakes and brought it in a plastic container. We never ate them all, so she left them in my fridge. We broke up a week later, its my lover's last gift! I'll put it next to the Nintendo 64 from Jacky, and the Prada handbag from Leila
When performing vaginal sex, the penetrator yells at the top of their lungs: "CYBER KEY POWER" before climaxing.
"Yeah, I gave her Primus' Gift last night. If you know what I mean"
This is when a child recieves a birthday card that contains a dollar bill for each year of his age. This would increase every year to follow.
"Grandma gave Andrew $12 dollar bills, one for every year of his age ! " Susie told her mother.
"That's called Gradual Monetary Gifting," mother explained.
The act of shitting into a partners hand
I gave Tina a huge hot gift yesterday!