The act of shitting on one's chest, face, legs or other body part and then proceeding to piss all over the turd logs while chewing leaf tobacco.
"Dude, see that girl? Two weeks ago she wanted to know what a Golden Woodpile was, so I started plopping a couple logs on her tit's when she threw up, from the chew-spit in her mouth, before I could piss on her chest, it was gnarly"
Golden Codex (aka 'Alphabet Man') is a brain dead crackhead that sells more drugs in pounds than he weighs. This man is Satan in a human body and clearly a failed abortion.
Golden Codex in dm's at 4 in the morning: "hey mann im the alphabett mannn"
An extra stitch is added in order to tighten a women’s private area after child birth.
“Please give my wife the Golden Stitch!”
“Do you mind adding one more stitch in there, you know, the Golden Stitch 😉”
Golden candy is located in the cracks of Latina woman. It is that beautiful brown strip you find when you spread their asses wide open. If you haven't had your nose, tongue, or dick in there, than you have been missing heaven.
Alex, Yvette gave me the best golden candy of my life last night.
when a manager on a powerful position in an organisation promotes a product or service internally, which then has a better impact in sense of business.
I tried to sell my things to that company, but they never wanted my products, until a friend of mine did a golden forward, now my things are available all over their retailer stores.
When a girl tries to squirt the mans semen back on his chest after sex and accidentally pees instead.
After Ross and Jessica had sex she straddled his chest and tried to squirt his semen back out on his chest to give him his own pearl necklace and peed on him instead giving him a “the golden chain”.