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The cringy male friend of a chick you're trying to fuck.
A Tinder girl will always include them in one of their photos so you know she's down with the boys.
You're going to have to pretend to like him and put up with his shitty jokes if you want in.
Usually, he wants her as badly as you do.
*swiping on tinder*
Guy "Damn, she fine. But who's this fella?"
Guy2"That's her boy bestie."
Guy"What a fucking Goober."
A describing word for someone who is dumb, or a goof.
Reece your late to class you goober.
A nickname that Charlie Slimecicle/Slmccl made for his fans
A: I love watching charlie Slimecicle!
B: So you’re a part of the Goobers?
Usually a "goober" is a safety director at a manufacturing company.
Normally, they go by the name of Mike and love Milky Ways.
Give the goober a milky way and he will calm down.
A term used for someone who is a fuck cunt, a fat worthless waist of life, a Goober can be found in their natural habitats of picking their nose and eating it in public. Goobers are also known to beat their little peckers in an aggressive manner. Goobers are the worst creatures to have around. Their mating call is a high pitched autistic screech.
Come here Goober.
Quit being a Goober Billy.