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noun. A Mohawk inspired hair style where instead of shaving the hair on the sides of the head, the hair is gelled upwards to imitate a mohawk. A Faux Hawk is typically shorter than the normal Mohawk.
This style of hair is popular in the gino scene, and the douche-bag scene. But it has gained mainstream status, worn on people such as David Beckham.
People with small penises wear this hair style.
Girl 1:dayum, did you see that guy's faux hawk? He's soo sexii
Girl 2: He's alright. I don't like Faux hawks. Everyone knows that guys who wear faux hawks have small penises.
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After a late night , usually coming from the Star Bar, when you have exhausted all options and you make that shameful call to the number you've deleted multiple times for a late night escapade. Thats when you've reached HAWK BOTTOM!!!
"Yo bud why'd ya sneak that hawk bottom in last night while we were all passed out?"
(In Eeore's voice:) "Yeeeeaaah" (SIGH!)"
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An uncircumcised penis. The extra foreskin is like wearing a hooded sweatshirt.
What the hell is that!? I've never seen a penis like that?!
Oh that's just my hooded hawk... ka kaw!
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A mo-hawk which has not been spiked up and hanging over to one side like the guy from cancer bats has
Have you seen the Cancerbats lead singer?
what about him?
he is sporting a lazy hawk
cool
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in the act of gargleing the marbles of your special someone, when his (or her) balls are in your mouth, make a sound like your about to hawk a loogie, or say the name of a jewish dish.
this stupid thing is telling me i have to use the word meat hawk in my example. so here you go.
*huuuuggghhhh*
(laddiieesss?)
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1: A group of sorry bastards who like every other Atlanta Team get your hopes up and Dash them against the rocks.
2:A group that makes you embarrassed to be from Atlanta.
Don't Atlanta Hawks me man that ain't cool.
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