a heather is a person that you like but hate yet at the same time. she/he is so perfect and everyone likes them, they're good at everything they do, they're smart, they're funny, and last but not least, they're beautiful/handsome. maybe they're not popular, maybe they are. they know how to fix a wrong into a right, and they know sometimes things can't be fixed no matter how hard they try. and if someone calls you one, take it as a compliment!
Jason: dude that new girl is such a Heather!
Ace: I know dude, she totally is! can you believe she's Miguel's girlfriend?!
Jason: she is?
Ace: Yep!
She is someone who he will always choose over you. She is not necessarily prettier than you or has better qualities than you. You can literally be the prettiest girl yet he would choose her. She is a heather.
A generally stingy person titty flashing wise.
Asked Heather to Dump Em’ and she refused to show me her cans.
A superrr smokin’ HOT mom. An absolutely gorgeous milf. Everyone loves her, everyone wants her but only one person (besides her husband) can actually get her. That person is none other than Nyla ;)
Friend 1: “Dude her moms so hot”
Friend 2: Right! She’s gotta be a heather
A Heather is a name for a stereotype, such as Betty, Karen, Kyle, Regina, Stacey, Chad and so forth. If you were to put these stereotypes on a map, a Heather would be right next to Stacey and Regina. For further understanding of a Heather see the movie Heathers. A Heather combines the bimbo quality of a Stacey with the cutthroat mean girl quality of a Regina. In fact, where Regina's most notably employ passive aggression, a Heather is much less subtle. If you meet a nice Heather, that is like finding a unicorn that shits 4 leaf clovers.
Aidan: Hey man her name is Donna, why did you call her a Heather?
Throckmorton: She a goddamn bitch that's why.
Heather is a loving person. She knows how to be the center of attention. She is often dramatic. She is a good friend and is always there when through good times, in the bad times, not so much.
She is such a Heather!
Look at her she is the most dramatic person ever, Heather must be her name.