Alias' Heaven Staff

A group of people who like sheltering and siding by underaged people. They usually don't do their job of maintaining a server, instead, they break all the rules.

They have a bad reputation amongst other servers, and they usually have no lives. They'd ban you for even saying "Jacob Firestone"

John: Hey have you heard of Alias' Heaven?
Maria: Yeah, what's up?
John: I heard that Alias' Heaven Staff are sheltering underaged kids.

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if god exists then i will go to heaven

What every semi-believer claims is their rationale for believing in religion.

I am Catholic because if God exists then I will go to heaven.

Heaven is full of beer and naked women

A slogan that you sometimes see on a bumper sticker.

Man1: You want a go to heaven man.
Man2: You bet. Heaven is full of beer and naked women.

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Have you ever been to heaven

You've never been to Heaven, have you?

Ooh, this the ride of your life
Hold on 'cause, baby, I might
I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie
Ooh, baby, we can go fast
I'll drive and you just lay back
I got the flavor that lasts, yeah, the sweetest pie

I might take you home with this
I might give you all of it
Come get your dose of the sweetest pie
Ooh, this the ride of your life
Hold on 'cause, baby, I might
I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie

Baby, I'm the sweetest
Pussy is the meanest
Hot girl shit, but I'm cold every season
Know he got that pipe, let him bust it till it's leakin'
Booty like a pillow, he can use it while he sleepin'
Look, don't be goin' through my phone 'cause that's the old me
Ain't the only one tryna be my one and only
Real big, movin' slow, that body like codeine
He a player, but for Megan he cuttin' the whole team
That body lookin' nice
I got cake and I know he want a slice
I wish a nigga would try to put me on ice
I ain't ever had to chase dick in my life
I want that nasty, that freaky stuff
Slid up under my bed and keep me up
That Hansel and Gretel, let him eat me up
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh

Totally didn’t copy and paste that from AZ lyrics ;)
Have you ever been to heaven tho that’s the question

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non-religious equivalent of heaven that isn't Kyoto

Adelaide, South Australia.

Adelaide, What else?

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven

A saying or pick up line that is super cheesy and old and SHOULD NOT be used. Ever. Never.

Guy: Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: No. It didnt. Cuz I crawled up from Hell.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven

A saying or pick up line that is super cheesy and old and SHOULD NOT be used. Ever. Never.

Guy: Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: No. It didnt. Cuz I crawled up from Hell.

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