drop him like a bad habit

To break up; to end a relationship for your personal well-being; to quickly remove somebody from your social circle

That guy is poison to your system – you need to drop him like a bad habit

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Rectum? Damn near killed him!

Punch line to the joke listed below.

Made popular by a scene in the movie Black Sheep where Chris Farely's character is loudly heard telling the punchline. Abscence of the body of the joke in the movie led many to believe the joke did not really exist and there was only a punchline.

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horrible, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

The teacher corrected, "Johnnie, we say 'rectum.'"

Little Johnnie replied "Rectum? Damn near killed him!"

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I waste him with my crossbow

A popular phrase with Knights of the Dinner Table fans. It is spoken by the knight Bob (he is generally the most destructive of the table). Whenever he says this there is some poor NPC in peril.

B.A "A hapless beggar crosses the street and..."
Bob "I waste him with my crossbow and search the body."
B.A "..."

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We lost him back in 'nam

The response given when you are asked where someone is, but don't know the answer. Could be said with a twinge of guilt and sadness for extra effect.

We lost him back in 'nam..

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“I’m gonna chug this all on him”

It’s something that you or someone else would say when they are about to blow up someone’s 70 year old crippled Italian uncle (called “Tio” most of the time) with 5-20 pounds of C4 during a family reunion.

“I’m gonna chug this all on him” - is a kind of a sentence that automatically makes you a menace to the entirety of Italy.
Jack: Hey..
Sam: What?
Jack: I’m gonna chug this all on him! *throws 10 pounds of C4 at Tio and detonates it*
Sam: WAIT NO THATS MY TIO NOOOO!!!!
*A big boom happens, food, drinks and everything else literally flying across the rom like they’re possessed by Satan*
Wee-Man: *flies through the fucking air, penetrates 3 walls and lands head first in a toilet* OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAÁÃAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
Tio: OOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH (Ship horn sound effect played 5 times in a row) WHAT THE BARNACLES?!?!? *dies*
Jack: *hysterically laughing while holding a camera* Uncle exploded in 4K Ultra HD lol.
Sam: WHAT THE (ship horn sound effect) JACK THATS MY UNCLE!!! THAT IS WHY YOU DONT HAVE FRIENDS!!! IM CALLING THE POLICE!

went to shit and the hogs ate him

refers to a person who is supposed to be working but keeps disappearing

Where did Billy go? Don't know, went to shit and the hogs ate him i reckon

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Was that before or after you raped him?

Used when one does not know how to respond to a really lame story or long drawn out explanation.

Guy A: "I took my dog for a walk today"
Guy B: "Was that before or after you raped him?"

Person 1: "Dennis and I went to blah blah blah. It was so rad, yo "
Person 2: "Was that before or after you raped him?"

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