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A phrase coined by gangsters and bootleggers in the 1920's. Due to Toledo's convenient location (Lake Erie Shore, ~halfway Chicago/Cleveland and ~a hour south of Detroit) it became the save haven for prohibition criminals after completing jobs in the larger cities previously mentions. A large portion of the crime in those cities was organized in Toledo. Toledo became known as the "Promised Land" to these mobsters, knowing they were in the clear once they made it back to Toledo. Hence the phrase Holy Toledo.
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Expresses a mixture of extreme fear/awe/surprise.
Often a stronger use of the word "shit".
*sees a huge stream of bomber-planes moving towards them* "Holy shit!!!" *runs*
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Slang for the combination of blood, semen, and feces. Usually occurring after anal sex (straight or gay).
Don't sit on that futon, man. It's covered in Holy Trinity.
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Small private school right outside of Atlanta. Not too stuck up, not too ghetto. A nice inbetween school for those who know the Atlanta school system.
The kids at Holy Innocents' don't act too holy and I know for a fact they aren't that innocent.
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When God smears shit on your face for not worshipping him. If you're a blasphemer and ever woken up with shit all over your face, that's God saying "Gotcha, Bitch."
...And now, O ye priests, this commandment is for you.
If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the LORD of hosts, I will even send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings: yea, I have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart. Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it. And ye shall know that I have sent this commandment unto you, that my covenant might be with Levi, saith the LORD of hosts.
- Malachi 2:1-4 (check if you don't believe it)
Richard Dawkins was often puzzled how he woke up with shit smeared on his face. Alas, he knew the LORD had given him the Holy Sanchez.
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A term said in amazement, came from a man who laughed so hard he shitted his pants. When he saw this shit the next day he said "Holy" Shit
Holy Shit Jay, That is freaking crazy!!
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A place holy for several different religion like Christianity and its relatives Muhammudanism and Judaism to beat themselves up while saying that God is on their side while God in reality just grabs his chair and popcorn and to see who will win. Pretty much a Clusterfuck.
Meanwhile in the holy land...
Muhhummudanists: Die infidels!
Christians: No, your the true infidel infidels!
Jews: Yeah, both of you guys are the infidels. You guys beileve that an arab merchant and a jewish teacher is holy, yeah right.
Christians: Want to beat up that bastard with me?
Muhhummudanists: Sure, at least you beileve in jesus.
Jews: Heheheheha, please no, No, NOONOOO!
God: This is getting good, Gabriel, can you please butter my popcorn.
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