home owner

1. A homosexual
2. The legal owner of a home

"you are officially a home owner!"
"As of yesterday, due to my winning bid, I am a proud home owner!"

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home depot

a gigantic orange blob that people go to for their home improvement needs. the employees are jerkasses. the whole chain thrives on suburbanites. carpenters and builders usually go in in there one time, and it's the last time.

bob: hey you build this deck?
steve: yeah, suzy and I went to home de...
bob sprays out beer over deck.

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Home Chicken

Greeting towards a known aquaintance

What's up Home Chicken?

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go home

a popular way of saying fuck off and also an actual town in Canada. Man that place has issues.

Bartender: Sir, I think youve had enough. Go home.

Drunk: I... *drunk falls unconscious on the floor*
Bartender: Charlie get the wheelbarrow! we got another one!

Guy 1: hey guys whats...
Guy 2: go home
Guy 1: excuse me!?! I...
Guy 2: its a town in Canada
Guy 1: oh. that place sure is fucked up

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Bowen Homes

A subdivision outside of Atlanta. Known for being where the Shop Boyz rep.

"You aint heard tha word, what?
Bowen homes stick together"
-Shop Boyz

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Home Brand

The cheap ass 2 dollar brand found at supermarkets that taste bad but people continue to buy becuase its 50 cents cheaper than the good brand.

I just made my own coke with all Home Brand ingredients. It tasted worse that Home Brand cola.

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Home Cooking

The act of spending 3 hours to turn $25 worth of ingredients into a $10 meal.

Tim: What did you have for lunch?
Joe: I made a homemade burger and it sucked! I spent all morning and the ingredients cost more than just buying one.
Tim: Yeah, home cooking sucks.

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