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An expression taken from an old, old joke that describes a persons failure to grasp the obvious or demonstrate such intellectual ineptitude as to illicit a comment of " How Do It Know?"
The joke refers to a question posed to a scientist by a student ( or in variations IBM executive and employee, Republican and voter..ect...)"Sir in your opinion what is the worlds greatest invention?" asked a student. The scientist replied "The thermos bottle!" "Why?" asked the student, obviously confused. " Well" said the scientist, "it keeps cold drinks cold in the summer and hot drinks hot in the winter." holding up his thermos bottle in awe,"How do it know?"Also see No Shit Sherlock, Duh and George W Bush
The doctor looked at the thermometer then at the patients sweat covered brow and soaked bed clothes. "Any fever? "he asked the patient. " The nurse shook her head muttering in disbelief " How do it know? "
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This is how to get ladies
"I have a big dick."
Lady, "Lets go fuck
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Slap 'n' tickle; Bit of the other; casual sexual relations; Origin in World War II, English soldiers in France expected that an old French lady with grey hair, whom their father had bonked during the First World War might come up to them and ask this.
"Took her round the bike shed for a bit of how's-your-father";
"I don't want you two getting up to any how's-your-father while we're out!"
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Water or what is commonly known as H20 is synthetically created using complex neurodynamic organisms. Examples of such are hoses, sinks, or any other living breathing thing that if you stand too close will blast it in your mouth
*twists knob on sink*
Andy Milonakis:"That's how water is made!"
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A song by Lil' Kim that asks the question, "how many licks does it take til' you get to the center of the _____". The video portrays three "edible Lil' Kim Dolls". The first being "Candy Kim", the second being "Pin-up Kim", and the last being "Night Rider Kim". We are told nothing about Candy Kim except her name. Pin-up Kim goes out "to her Nighas in jail, beating they dicks to the cell. She wants them to imagine their tongue in between my thighs and grab their vaseline. Lastly, Night Rider Kim is the edible doll that can be found at the clubs after midnight. After three bottles she is ready to fuck. She states that some even put her on their grocery list, right next to the whipped cream and box of chocolates and that her shit comes in flavors.
Though the song is extremely intricate, it does not answer the question - How many licks does it take?
Hey How Many Licks?
I heard she got bigger tits. SHUT UP BITCH.
Hey Jared, how many licks does it take?
I dunno. Imma go over to Lil' Kim's house and found out. Call ya later.
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Gangsta way of saying "how about that?"
Shot to fame after youtube video went viral of a spoilt teen on Dr Phil who told the entire audience they were a bunch of hoes.
Girl: Cash me ousside. How bow dah!
Audience member: You are acting like the child of Lucifer. I'll catch you outside and smack you back into your 14th birthday!!
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An urban greeting meaning "Hello, my friend, how are you?"
LJ: "How you be dawg?"
Darrell: "Whattup yo. I'm going to da drugsto' to get my moms huh inhalah."
TJ: Aight den, I'll see you later.
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