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What we humans arrogantly presume to call a large population of humans.
*see oxymoron
Every time I turn on the TV I see examples of why human beings are not civilized; and as the word "Civilization" contains the root word "civil", there is no such thing as a "Human Civilization"
Shall I list off ALL the examples?
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Someone so boring, so uninteresting, so powerfully dull that you find yourself suppressing the urge to yawn before they've even finished telling you their name.
"My date with Kelly from marketing? You mean, Kelly, the "human lullaby?" Let's put it this way--had I ordered the soup instead of the salad appetizer last night, there's a good chance I could have nodded off and drowned in my lobster bisque, she was so fucking boring."
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A Human Parasite is a person who antagonise others without any reason at all. unlike Human Predators which include drug dealers, robbers,and other criminals who are all committing acts of aggression for an immoral purpose, human parasites
hurt other people just to see the reaction of their victims or to vent frustrations of a bad day.Examples of human parasites are bullies, hooligans, roitors, instigators of bar fights, and the guy who hits you in the nuts and runs away.
A Human Parasite is a person or group of people who antagonise others either verbally or physically without any strong motive for
Example One:
Guy#1. "Dude are You playing the newest Grand Theft Auto Game? What are the missions like?"
Guy#2 "I don't know, I just bought this game to be a human parasite and rampage people!"
Examples 2:
High school kid #1 "Hey I heard that you're taking Muy Thai at the local MMA Gym?!"
High school kid #2 "Yeah, I wanna beat the ass of every human parasite at our school!"
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Someone who lives outdoors, has no permanent address, an aversion to regular bathing, or an aversion to regular work. Also known as a Urban Outdoorsman or a bum.
Every morning for the last year the feral humans outside my office hit me up for change. It's like a going to work tax.
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Can be expressed two ways; faith in humanity lost or faith in humanity restored. Faith in humanity lost means something someone witnessed that cause them to have a negative perspective on the growth of humanity. Faith in humanity restored means someone witnessed a good deed or something that was they believe is morally correct which gives them hope in our human world
1. Donald Trump's contant negative remarks makes me lose faith in humanity
2. A little girl just ran to an elderly man's aid after he has slipped on ice, she then walked him to his location to make sure he did not slip again. My with in humanity is restored
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When a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes.
As seen on SNL Weekend Update (City Correspondent, Stefon)
insert exact quote from SNL Human Suitcase
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A man who uses a catheder to empty his bladder of all urine and replace it with wine. He then urinates the wine into guests glasses.
Last night we hired a human decanter, he was great at the beginning, but near the end of the night I wondered how much wine I was actually drinking.
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