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I love you like an emo loves tight pants

its comparing how much you love them. as "emo" ppl typically wear tight pants, you typically love tht type of person those who see u2 together understand ur relationship cuz of how well the 2 of u fit together

Tristan >I love you like an emo loves tight pants!<
Marci >Awe! I love you too!<
*kisses*

by MikiiRenee December 9, 2010

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


I have to pee like a bandit!

When one has to pee uncontrollably,for long periods of time. Just as a bandit, I assume, would have to pee uncontrollably after bouncing up and down on a horse for several hours.

Ohh eemm geee! I have to pee like a bandit!

Okay, not gonna lie, I have to pee like a bandit.

by PixieStix1632 December 6, 2010

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


I don’t like Emily the Skechers worker like how my dad protect me during work lol

I don’t like Emily the Skechers worker like how my dad protect me during work lol

I don’t like Emily the Skechers worker like how my dad protect me during work lol

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


I Need <Insert> Like Africa Doesn't Need AIDS

When you want something really really badly.

"Dude, I need that girl like Africa doesn't need AIDS"
"We need to get this deal like Africa doesn't ned AIDS"
"Molly needs to work out like Africa doesn't need AIDS"
I Need <Insert> Like Africa Doesn't Need AIDS : When you want something really really badly.

by Third Leg Chuck March 22, 2016


i love you like a lana del ray song

A man worthy of deep meanings and words that are hard to explain.

Her: i love you like a lana del ray song

β€œlets leave the world for the ones who change everything, nothing could stop the two of us lets just get lost, thats what we want.”

by poegrog May 15, 2023


Pop pop sock meme review and I like to poo

The ultimate catch phrase. You lose your virginity just saying it

Person 1: You're so lame
Person 2: Pop pop sock meme review and I like to poo
Person 1: Nvm your the ultimate chad

by FJlkasdfj February 26, 2019

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


i got the moves like jagger

IT MEANS YOU GOT THE DANCE MOVES THAT EVERYONE WISHES THEY HAD. also it means : (we are secretly gay)

person 1 : I got the moves like jagger
person 2 : Bro u wish *whispers*, (gay fag)
person 1 : :(

by LinaisWieard March 11, 2017

7πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž