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Catchphrase used when someone's laid a really horrifically smelly fart. Taken from German with the same meaning.
Does someone have a dead bird in his pocket? Peeeeeyouuuu, it really stinks here! Take that guy to the hospital!
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i hate myself i wish i was dead i'm so bored i'm such a go damn disappointment my friends don't have time for me i want someone to fucking kill me i don't want to be here anymore i'm so fucking bored i'm trapped in a endless cycle i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself
Me: i want someone to put a bullet through my head
Someone: hahaha i won't lol
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"I am yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet."
-Heavy
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November 15 is the day you will let all your hate come out on that bitch or son of a bitch you hate
November 15
GIRL: Bitch guess wha it November 15 and ima here to tell you that I hate yo stupid bitch ass
GUY: hey! Stupid ass nigga! It November 15 and ima here to tell yo dumb black ass that I hate you your stupid banana eatin head ass- November 15- Tell someone you hate you hate them
• slap them every time they do it
• tell them to stop
• seduce them
• kiss them
• punch the fuck out of them
• slap them run away and slap them again
someone: N-Word people who are this race is dumb and ugly
me: *SLAP*
and thats how to stop someone from being racist
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Tell somebody you really hate that you have a huge crush on them.
Me: I have a crush on you...
Him: sorry I dont feel the same way
Me: HAHAHAHAHA ITS NATIONAL TELL SOMEONE YOU HATE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON THEM DAY
about 18ish years
SIKE BITCH U THOT!!he ain’t coming back
Me: Hey mom where’s my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk
Me: How long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?
Mom: ......
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