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A drink / game at bars. Isn't very popular. Requires two slices of lemon, a shot of tequila, and a rubber band.
1) Rubber band is placed firmly around forehead.
2) Lemon slices are squeezed against band-wearer's eyelids.
3) Band-wearer fumbles blindly for shot of tequila.
4) Drink tequila.
5) Stretch rubber band away from forehead, then let go at distance of at least four inches.
I'm never doing a cowboy killer again. Jesus.
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A band who is hated by various people.
Hated by softer metal fans because they are too hard.
Hated by death metal fans because they are too soft.
Disliked by me because of those stupid pig squeals.
Job For A Cowboy would be a lot better without those goddamn squeals.
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A pakistanian cowboy happens when a man shoots another man during intercourse, giving the other man ultimate blue balls
Achmed gave Mufatsa a pakistanian cowboy!
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A cowboy walk is where after a woman has had sexual intercourse with a man who has a big penis and then has to leave the house, her vagina is so stretched and she is in so much pain, she walks like a cowboy
Man, I just fucked this girl so hard, when I told her to leave, she had a huge cowboy walk
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A man with a cowboy hat who spends all of his time in video stores ogling the naked women on the adult film boxes.
"C'mon Dave, don't be a porno cowboy! Take off that hat and get away from those films!"
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The paper thin, white paper sheets available in most public bathrooms to place between your cheeks and and the seat. Can be easily folded and worn to look like a cowboy hat.
Matt came back from the bathroom with a new cowboy hat. Too bad the waitress at Denny's didn't let it slide.
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A style of unprotected sex in which the male will take the female from behind, and randomly in the middle of intercourse grab her by the hair (preferably a ponytail) and whisper "i have aids" in her ear. As she attempts to scream and flee the male must ride her like a cowboy rides a bull, shouting and screaming "Yehaw!" for as long as possible, until the female either escapes or is knocked unconscious.
Hey guys lets go get wasted tonight, find a group of ladies, pull of a few rodeo cowboys and make a fucking night out of it!
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