Two people who's love will never die. Two people who are made for each other. Friendship usually ends in love like Blake and Elyse.
I wish our relationship was as great as Blake and Elyse's
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To not have have sex with someone but to have claimed that you have.
"Hey how did that night with Jenna go?"
"It was ok. We came back to my place, watched a movie and I Blake fucked her."
"Oh, bummer."
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When a man with a tiny penis uses a fork to grow it further during sex.
Blake had a small penis so he used a dirty blake.
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Blake’s sister is hot and she is way hotter then Blake will ever be
Hey over there Blake’s sister
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Blake likes Samantha and he will never stop loving her
Blake: i always likes you Samantha
Samantha can you be mine forever .
Blake and Samantha both like each other and they want to be together forever
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An extremely likeable person who brings joy to those around him. Beware their nature is infectious so if you're not looking to have a good time or generally be in a good mood then steer clear of a Blake Alexander. Also Blake Alexander's are very clumsy.
Adam: Is that your friend over there? I think id like to be friends with him
India: Yeah, he's a Blake Alexander
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