Bro Law

Any act, when done by at least two bros, must be immediately replicated in the exact same fashion by all other bros in attendance. There are no exceptions, and this act should usually be either eating a disgusting food or performing a gratuitously idiotic and/or homoerotic act.

Me and Justin just drank rotten congealed coconut milk. BRO LAW!!!
Everyone else: God damn it.

Dude, me AND JEREMY just took Adderall, BRO LAW THAT SHIT!
Everyone else: God damn it.

Me and Samson just pimp smacked this girl. BRO LAW!!!
Everyone else: that shits wrong..

Josh's Law

- Definition

1. The law states that any amount of time it takes one man or multiple men to do a task, shall be done in half the amount of time by Josh;

Example. Electrician 1: Wow, we roughed in that house in only 2 days!"
Electrician 2: "Ya man, we killed that house."
Josh: "In Saskatoon me and 2 other guys wired 5 houses like that in 3 hours."
Electrician 1: "Josh's Law."

charleys law

Charley's law is similar to the laws of physics, for example the laws of physics state "what goes up, must come down". in Charley's law is says "no matter what your mum will be irrelevantly brought into a conversation at least once a day."

charleys law

example 1
person 1. "isn't it a spiffing day today?"
person 2. "yes your mum is spiffing!"

example 2
person 1. "do you think that as the human race that we are to naive and ignorant in the sense that some of use feel that we are the only intelligent race or that we simply don't care, for all we know we could just be an irrelevant race compared to something else out there?"

person 2. "I LIKE FUCKING YOUR MUM!!! HAHAHA!"

good law

When a girl is attractive or hot, meaning you would have sex with her. Comes from the legal term "good law" usually when a case law has not been overruled by a higher or same level court and is still binding precedent.

A: Would you hit that? (referring to a girl)
B: Yea, she's good law!

John's Law

John's Law... "If she's hot... She's either gay, or left five minutes ago".
Inspired and created using the seemingly endless quest for women, embarked, but as yet not completed by my friend, John

Told you she's a dyke!!... Classic case of John's Law

Boyfriend-In-Law

You're (biological or unbiological) sister's boyfriend.

Meghan's unbiological sister is Tori. Tori is dating Patrick. Patrick is Meghan's boyfriend-in-law.

ouaibe's law

If in an argument you manage to quote Jean claude Vandamme while managing to make sense you automatically win the argument.

"See you later, alligator" -- Jean-Claude Vandamme.