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Something many girls lack a lot nowadays, some say its due to the social media networks, others say its their peers. What i think, is people need a good kick up the arse, they need a bit more confidence to have self esteem. Also, self respect would also boost it up a little bit, having nice things said is nice.
Also can be brought down by fake little bitches thinking they can put down others, when they have no self-respect, they sleep around, the girl their judging is a virgin.
"Whos that?"
"Shes been in our school for 4 years, since year 7"
"Hmmm, idk her"
"Probably coz she has no self-esteem she never talks"
"Ewww, lpok at that girl'"
"Ik shes got crooked teeth"
"Yeah! And a crooked smile too"
*both laughing*
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The solitary analogue to The Shocker.
Ennis: I pulled the Shocker last night.
Jack: Two in the Pink, one in the Stink?
Ennis: No, the Self Shocker. Two 'round the Pole, three in the Hole.
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Self-Friendzoned is when you accidentally put yourslef into the friendzone with someone else. This is when they might have considered you as more than a friend, but you put yoursled right into the friendzone with someone you like. You can self-friendzone by making someone think that you are gay, or being wayyy to comfortable and honest with this person, distancing yourself from being attractive or sexy to the other person.
Girl One: How are things going with Dylan? Do you know if he likes you yet?
Girl Two: Naah. I messed everything up 'cuz we talk about everything, and now he tells me about masturbating and I tell him about my period. He'll never think I'm hot.
Girl One: Ooohh sounds like you self-friendzoned yourself girl.
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When someone is so lonely in real life to the point where they act out certain things they've watched or read.
Baymax: On a scale of 1-10, how lonely are you?
Jack: I do alot of self-roleplaying.
Baymax: That means level 15
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When people kill themselves for the sole purpose of knowing what happens after death
The reason for his death was self suicide
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This word is already defined, but it means to remove one's own genitals (with a knife or their teeth). It is said that you can see more than enough of this on Pain Olympics (I don't even want to watch it and find out...) Honestly, anyone who engages in this instantly deserves a Darwin Award...
Two people observe a crackhead with a knife.
Person A: Holy shit! He's got a knife!! What do we do?
Person B: Stay out of sight. Be ready to call the cops if he starts something.
Person A: Sounds like a good idea. But, what if he attacks us? Do you know any martial arts or have a gun?
Person B: Yes and yes. For now, we just watch...
*a few moments later*
Person A and B simultaneously "puke their guts out"
Person B: That crackhead just performed self-castration! Quick! Hand him a Darwin Award!!
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The asymmetry of linear time.
The quality of linear time having momentum.
The circumstance of the asymmetric momentum falling under the material (false) frame of consciousness in order to preserve external symmetry.
The circumstance of value having a meta-value because the null value is neither conclusively a point nor a line.
The circumstance of something appearing from nothing.
In the paradigm of self-syntheticity something appears from nothing because the syntheticity is contrapositive to the thesis AND the antithesis.
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