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a sexual version of the classic game, mad-libs.
great for talking dirty.
Ohh baby, use those bad libs on me.
Darling I've been thinking about you all day and about how much I love your (noun). I can't get it out of my head. I love the way it feels in my (noun). Just thinking about it there makes my (noun) (adjective). I wish you were here right now so that I could run my (noun) up and down your (noun). No one's (noun) has ever affected me the way yours does. The way you (verb) me with it makes me want to scream with delight. My (noun) is (verb)-ing just imagining you (verb)-ing me. Come and get me, Darling. My (noun) is your (noun).
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Made famous by a young man from Brooklyn named Mike it is known to mean Anything that is not good or 100% satisfaction
That’s bad for business👎
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Damn bro, you see that new movie called The Bad Guys. The furries are going nuts
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The baddest country in the world. Home to the baddest bitches in the world. In bad bitchika we all sexually identify as basic bitches. Thank you next.
I'm from bad bitchika you cant kill me
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This term has come from the study of fractals. To simplify, fractals and self similarity are the geometric principals that can be found throughout nature and indeed the universe as a common blueprint of growth. Things often appear aesthetically pleasing or beautiful because they are mathematically/geometrically perfect. The term 'bad maths' refers to something that is not aesthetically pleasing and out of sync with the universe.
Someone tells an awful joke and there is silence, this is 'bad maths'.
A large woman is seen in the front window of a restaurant eating alone, dribbling chicken fat down her fat fucking face 'that is bad maths'.
Boy likes girl, girl likes boy, boy gets lucky, goes home with girl, girl has penis.. the unverse is not working in an aesthetically pleasing way.. bad maths.
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A Mixed Drink
-Stadium Cup
Fill the cup half way with ICE
2 shots Cruzin Pinapple Rum
1 shot Canadian Wiskey
1 shot Peach Schnapps
1 shot Lime Juice
fill with green Hawaiin Punch
Enjoy... And make some bad decisions!!
My friend drank bad decisons.. hooked up with a whale, and made a bad decision!!
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A bad friend is someone who blows you off all the time, specifically four times in one weekend , and every weekend after that for a month. Also blows you off all the time for her unattractive boyfriend... copies everything you do, and steals your style. Trys to get with every guy you've talked to and dated. Even one you're in love with. Oh and might I add, never texts you first or calls you, claiming she's too busy, when she's constanly updating her facebook status or tweeting. There is just some fantastic people in this world ...
thank you for blowing me off Sarah, you are a bad friend. to all of you, don't be a Sarah.
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