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that boy you have a crush on but he still doesn't notice you because hes too busy kissing his own ass. he has a crush on the slut from your whole grade and you just stare at him with disappointment because you know he don't stand a chance with her oh and he has acne but his beautiful blue eyes make you not look at them so, i guess that's good? he dated your emo "friend" out of pity. He has nice hair from in front but looks like a bowl from the back. He has a shirt that he wears often and he thinks he looks cool in it but in reality it looks like he has saggy titties. he listens to the same fucked up music you listen too and thinks hes cool by saying that the first thing he looks for in a girl is her ass when in reality hes too much of a pussy to even talk, look at a girl directly or even look down at their tits :)
jacob: another word for asshole
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This man turns his straight guy friends gay and his lesbian friends straight for him cuz he is so sexy. He is named after the ten year old girl day dream from Twilight and makes bad puns but everyone laughs anyway as they are entranced by his sexiness. I love you Jacob
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A series of tantrums, usually done by people called Jacob, that eventually become death threats. They even could involve threats such as "I will throw a book at you!" meaning, they will throw a knife at you.
STAY AWAY FROM JACOBISMS.
They call themselves "royalballpython01" STAY AWAY FROM HIM ON ROBLOX
He is having Jacobisms
jacob is an amazing friend, he’ll always be there for you when you’re bawling your eyes out or when you fall asleep in the middle of a conversation. he’s pretty cool, but he’s also a loser:)
jacob is so cool
An adjective pertaining to any Jacobly feature. Specifically a funny or goofy feature of a Jake/Jacob. Jacobness is the essence of Jacob, Jakes, and all Jakes and Jacobs to come. (ex: Jake Gyllenhaal, Jake Paul, Jacob Sartorius)
You could tell that man had a Jacobness to him when he walked.
Bringer of definitions.
The Jacob has come, and he brings gifts!
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plays video games and loves those kahoot nicknames
Teacher: Who is Gabe Itches?
Jacob:😏😏
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