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A individual who is pure cringe and is really white he wants to cuss cool but all he talks about are your socks
Jake: Yo sup homie what you doin in the his house.
A boy named Dom: Sup fag.
Jake: Yo you want to box with white socks hair ass.
Dom: Damn not my socks.
Jake: Lets fight bitch.
Dom: I don't fight mentally retarded kids that only talk shit about my sock.
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Typically the brother of one of your best friends. Jakes are known to be a bit precious, high drama, slightly narcissistic and far too good looking for a one syllable first name. Most Jakes are found in California, with some recent sitings in upper-middle Wisconsin in the Jewish quarter.
Jakes being such a dick again!
Don't you mean Jake's being such a dick again?
Yeah, but Urban Dictionary wouldn't let me post something that specific.
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A really well put together person. Can always rely on Jake being fly. But being fly, doesn't mean being fun. Buzzkill you may call him. Predominately staying on his phone and snaking his friends on nights out. Typical case of don't judge a book by its cover. Am I right? Where you think he is just "dropping his jacket off " he has actually gone back to bang the girl next door. Or at least try. Overall though he is a nice guy, but most nights out will end up with you realising he hasn't been there for two hours because he is tired.
Guy 1: Oh you hear Dan isn't coming out tonight?
Guy 2: OMG he is being such a Jake.
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My babe, the most amazing boyfriend, and a cool ass person to be around!
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A man who is the definition of a lesbian and thinks he is good a basketball when he cannot play for his life
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he is the best guy you will ever meet so sweet he gives me cavities he is as nice as a punch of care bears i love him he is the best boy friend every he is my whole world i would not even give him up for bacon.
if u look perfect up in the dictionary it will say Jake. A
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one of the lamest names ever, if your name is jake you will not go anywhere in life... and inface you are proberly fat and gay. give up now as it will just be a waste of time if you don't
"hay, nice to meet you. whats your name?"
"jake"
"fuck off"
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