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A jar (typically a mason jar) used to store urine. Mainly used in the middle of the night when one is too lazy to go all the way to the bathroom. Or for when that one pussy is too afraid to go to the bathroom after a scary movie.
Person1: “Dude, I gotta pee but I don’t wanna walk to the bathroom.”
Person2: “Just use the pee jar, bruh.”
Tasty?
Common response to this: getting called pearl.
Someone: "I like eating mayonnaise out of the jar."
Marina: "who are you, pearl?"
Someone: "Yes" *takes off disguise*
Pearl: "you fool! It's me!"
Marina: ":0"
Acting like a clumsy fuckward to cover up strength and being a big fish than most people.
Based off the darth jar jar theory
Never knew that cunt was that solid, he tricked us all with that darth jar jar syndrome
When someone's earlobe stretching is so wide you can fit one or more dicks in their plug.
n. Damn dude, that pickle jarring is beggin' for a DP.
v. His rather ample faux-ivory ear plug was worthy of a mammoth-sized pickle jarring, and Snuffy was just the bull to take it.
The act of multiple men inserting their genitals in a pickle jar.
Kyle: I got a new jar last night get all the boys over here right now.
Stan: This pickle jarring sesh is about to be brazy
An alternative, dirty version of Rock Paper Scissors. The game goes sock beats jar, jar beats paper and paper beats sock.
The loser has to swallow the winner's cum from the item they won with.
Joe: Hey mate, wanna play Sock Paper Jar?
Larry: Sure buddy, but I warn ya, my cum jar is filled to the brim.
Cold jar codgers are people who have had there own children.
The baby boomer generation are 'Cold jar codgers'.