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A Jess Story

When a story is boring, unrelated to the conversation or just not interesting.

Girl 1: He's so cute
Girl 2: He reminds me of the time that I went to the cinema...
Girl 1: Shut up. It sounds like a Jess story.

by AnnieAnnie123 January 12, 2011

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Jesse

Jesse is a complete dumbass nigger piece of shit cunt who is ugly and has no friends and is going to die alone like a fag FUCK YOU JESSE (Written from point of view as a jesse)

Ha look at the autistic shit cunt fag jesse

by Disturbed)teletubbie March 18, 2019

1πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Jesse James

To cheat on one's wife; To have multiple affairs.

I heard her husband Jesse Jamesed her. She's going to file for divorce.

by brad322 June 6, 2010

62πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Jesse Underhill

A social media star that didn’t post about BLM until his friends/supporters begged him too. He also has said the n word countless times on live and whenever someone called him out for it he says β€œYo chill, I didn’t say it”. He is also a pedo and he hits on underaged girls and sends nudes to them.

Jesse Underhill is not as good as he seems <3

by idkyoufoff July 8, 2020

12πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Jess out

To jess out is to be insanely paranoid about things that a 'normal' person wouldnt even notice

oh my god! did you just see the corner of that blind move?? he's watching us!!

dont jess out on me now

by ritathemaneater May 5, 2011

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


jesse johnson

the moogist for motion city soundtrackand the creator of the moog stand

I saw Motion City Soundtrack and Jesse Johnson did a sweet moogstand.

by Rory June 19, 2006

31πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Jesse McCartney

Very hott singer, actor and singer. He is a gift from heaven and his new single Leavin' is the best song ever. Who doesnt like obviously has no or bad taste in music!!! I wish he was my bf!

OMG I luv Jesse McCartney and his new single Leavin'. *drooling and staring at his pictures*

by Orchestra dork or Band geek? April 27, 2008

282πŸ‘ 192πŸ‘Ž