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The act of jizzing while listening to / rocking out to hardcore music.
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The act of jizzing from the pure awesomeness of playing Rock Band.
Luke: Last night I jizzed while listening to my Viking Death Metal!
Steve: Oh nice! You totally rock jizzed.
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A balloon filled with water and laced with jizz that is thrown at someone
I threw a jizz-bomb at Randy; he wondered why it was salty!
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Someone who randomly squirts cum as they walk.
"Did you just see him flip me off? Man, he is such a jizz nizzer?"
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The napkin, or paper towel used to clean up the jizz after jerking off, can also be used as a derogatory term twards another human being
"I made him eat my dirty jizz napkin"
"my garbage can is full of jizz napkins"
"you fuckin jizz napkin! il kick your ass"
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Jizz paper is when you're using watercolour paints on paper unsuitable for watercolour painting or if you overwork the paper itself, resulting in a crusty wet mess of a page that resembles dried up jizz in a pair of underwear you've forgotten to wash.
Person A "ah damn I was trying to watercolour paint but it just resulted in jizz paper"
Person b "that's a shame, you'll get used to working with watercolours eventually it just takes practice"
When you put your pp in a jar of marmalade and give it to someone.
I want Jizz & Jam
When someone cums inside your butt, but it comes out soon after or later after mixing with shit
After I cummed in my girl, she had some nasty anal jizz, it was brown and rank