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Someone who talks, behaves or acts in a consistently annoying, offensive or abusive way. Someone who is significantly worse then a knob.
"Wow, that customer just spat at me!"
"Shit...what a knob jockey!"
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1.The describing of someone who is known to society as a nerd,geek,etc.
2.The act of being a nerd that it comes to a point as if you are almost jocking its known characteristics,in other words,being a nerd to its fullest
Mary is sucha fucking nerd jockey! shes always got her head in the books!
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A insult aimed at men who act gay or queerish. Inferring that they like to ride another man's penis like a jockey on a horse. Can also be applied to a woman who is a slut.
Jim you are such a cock jockey, never wear rainbows again.
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A negative nickname given to a journalist who specializes in the television broadcast medium. Often times little more than a pretty face that can read a teleprompter. A broadcast jockey is void of independent thought and lacks common sense.
Example:
Broadcast Jockey Tracy Butler, from Chicago's ABC 7 news team, tested out a new Vespa motor scooter on live tv without actually knowing how to ride a scooter.
"See ya Jose and Judy, I'm outta here."
She wiped out on State Street 5 seconds later.
"I'm fine...hahahaha. Just goes to show you live tv can be interesting."
Also:
Ron Burgundy: Thanks for watching Channel 4 News. You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?
Ed Harken: Damn it, who typed a question mark on the teleprompter? For the last time, anything you type, Burgundy will read!
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When a male or female (usually male) goes from man to man like a town bicycle shoving their knobs up their asses.
Steven the rabbit in bo selecta rides every other rabbit on the go.
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navy term for one who rides a swabee ( don't ask don't tell )
Chief of the Boat: "NOW HEAR THIS" all swab jockey to the fan tail all swabee's a midships,
When bosen sounds all midship-men pull jacking gear. " THAT IS ALL"
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A wide or dumb-looking person.
Homeless guy - "Hey."
Homeless chick - "What?"
Homeless guy - "You see that dude right there?"
Homeless chick - "Yeah."
Homeless guy - "That dude's a milf-jockey."
Homeless chick - "I want a divorce."
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