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Any promise that the giver has no intention of keeping.
'He promised the work would be done by Friday, but both of us knew that was just a Johnson promise'.
'She said she'd be home by 10, but that was just a Johnson promise', etc. etc.
Accomplished Businessman and Potential Republican Candidate for US President in the 2024 US Presidential election.
Is currently polling at less than 1% nationally despite pouring tens of millions of dollars into his campaign.
Attempted to run for the office of governor in the state of Michigan but was unable to appear on the ballot after it was discovered the 9,400 of the 15,000 signatures necessary to appear on the ballot were fraudulent.
Believes that ‘shaving’ 2 cents off of every dollar spent by the federal government “year after year” is enough to eliminate the federal deficit.
A Troll Candidate that will still somehow do better than Ron DeSantis.
Damn it’s crazy that Perry Johnson managed to beat out Ron DeSantis for the Republican presidential endorsement after Donald J. Trump left the party and ran independently.
Yeah but at least the government debt crisis will be solved with the 2 cents plan
Foop Johnson is what a failed YouTube channel that played mostly Facade and Yandere Simulator ends up being. Now editing for people such as The Right Opinion, they have found their true talent.
Oh hey, did you see that new TRO video?
Sweet, oh hey, Foop Johnson edited a part!
This is a non-gender specific term for underpants. This originated in the early 1980s in Oceanside California.
Says little Susie to parent “all Santa brought me For Christmas was some new Johnson Holders, I wanted a puppy!”
A term used for someone who is a tough guy. Originating from the legendary lumberjack Albert "Jigger" Johnson (1881-1935).
You just lifted 300 pounds as if it was 20. Who do you think you are? Jigger Johnson?
an amazing and beautiful girl. My favorite celebrity. She’s very beautiful and so sweet. her laugh is something you’ll never forget. She’s loving and funny.
someone: “did you hear about that girl who voiced ellie williams??”
someone else: “yeah, ashley johnson! i love her! she even did cgi for it! she’s so talented.”
A kid on the bus. He records YouTube videos under the name Minecraft awesome parodys and gains thousaBDS of views.
Dude that was so Owen Johnson!