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Jonas Brothers

A group of three brothers from New Jersey that write their own music and care about their fans.

A group as popular as the Jonas Brothers, otherwise known as JB or JoBros, will have good and bad publicity.

The band, consisting of Joe, 20, Nick, 17, and Kevin, 21, are often compared to the Beatles, a very popular band that shaped the world's history.

The Jonas Brothers have released 4 ablums so far, It's About Time (2006), Jonas Brothers (2007), A Little Bit Longer (2008), and Lines, Vines and Trying Times (2009). Each album has at least one song that stands out to listeners. The song Mandy, featured on It's About Time, is about a close family friend who dated Joe. They are still great friends. The self-titled album has many songs that fans still listen to including S.O.S., Hold On, When You Look Me In The Eyes, and Year 3000. They wrote all of these except for Year 3000 which was also on It's About Time. Burning Up and A little Bit Longer are the two most mentioned on A little Bit Longer. Nick, the youngest who has diabetes, wrote the song ( shortened to ALBL by many) while in Canada filming Camp Rock 1. Paranoid and Much Better are only 2 of many great songs on Lines, Vines and Trying Times (shortened to LVATT by fans). The song Fly with Me was featured in the end credits of the movie "Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian" where JB did the voices of three cherub statues.

Teenie: Oh Em Jay!!! I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS! Nick and Joe are the only good looking JoBros. Kevin is ugly. He shouldn't be in the band.

Real Fan doesn't say anything. Real Fan shoots the Teenie in the head and lets them bleed.

by oliviaisme September 30, 2009

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Nick Jonas

Boner

Man, Yesterday I totally got a Nick Jonas!

by Nunya Beeswax Foshizzlie January 3, 2009

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Joe Jonas

A very hot, sexy lead singer of the band Jonas Brothers and will go solo in the near future. Known as a HUGE heart breaker, breaking up with T-Swift and Demi Lovato. He's an incredible singer who always seems to have a joner (Jonas Boner) in all of his pictures- BUT its just because of his 12 inch penis.

Have you seem Joe Jonas in that picture? He has a big joner.

by FluffyTheJonasLover July 22, 2010

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Nick Jonas

Sexy curly haired singer with big muscles. Has the sexiest voice in the entire world and will one day marry a girl whos enitials are r d. yeeeaah ..

nick jonas: *every girls faints when he starts singing coz his voice is so sexy*

by i do pooo April 13, 2009

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Team Jonas

A place where you can connect with other Jonas Brothers fans. It costs about $35.00 but is worth every cent. It's user range from 9-30 year olds, possible younger and/or older. Some users buy membership to quick access to tickets, but some girls actually chat on their message boards. However, there are boys on there, that are not gay at all. We have lntj which is all us girls gathering at night and poking fun at Joners(:
There are users like Blaise who meet them 50 million times and poke fun at other users who haven't.

Team Jonas Convo
Blaise: OMJ , did you see Joe Jonas as a nerd on that one JONAS episode?
MrsJoeJonas: Yes, he was sooo cute !!!!!
MandyAlwaysKnows: JOE? What about Nick?
Kevinisheaven9: HELLO? KEVIN, DUH!
Sicko: Jonerrrr Boner, Blaise is a stupid poserr
TeamJonasMod: Sicko has just been deleted
Blaise: YAAY MODESS

by Kevin Is Heaven But Joe's Cool August 17, 2009

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Jonas Brothers

The Jonas Brothers are pretty much the most amazing band that has every existed! They are three VERY talented young men and very hot! Girls love them and boys Envy them! Guys like to say they are gay but thats just because they are jealous of what they have. The Jonas Brothers are truly amazing people. <3

1 girl: man the Jonas Brothers are soooo amazing!

2 girl: I know right!

3 girl; EVERYONE loves them

by jrstinkerbell September 23, 2009

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Jonas Brothers

A band consisting of 3 brother (Nick, Kevin, and Joe) who are signed with Disney and constantly made fun of by 12-15 year old guys because they want to have millions of teen and pre-teen virgins begging to take their virginity. anyone who calls the Jonas Brothers gay may also be prone to enjoying Rap, Nirvana, hip-hop, and other disgusting music that requires absolutely no talent whatsoever whereas the Jonas Brothers have a wide range of musical talent.

Guy 1: THE JONAS BROTHER ARE FAGGOTS BECAUSE THEY WEAR PURITY RINGS AND ARE ON DISNEY CHANNEL

Guy2: Yeah well the Jonas Brothers also make more money a year then you will make in your life and their music is better than your faggot ass Lil wayne.

Guy 1: BUT THEY'RE GAY BECAUSE THEY DONT WANNA HAVE SEX

Guy2: and you're jealous because millions of girls want their cocks and you have to wank it every night on pornhub.

by Jacktheripper. September 9, 2009

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