July 31st

Harry Potter was born

- Omg dude do you know what day it is?!?!
- IT'S JULY 31ST, HARRY POTTER'S BIRTHDAY!!!! WE NEED TO REWATCH THE MOVIES RIGHT NOW

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July 28th

july 28th is the day a gay person was born

Leo: it’s july 28th, my birthday!

Maya: no wonder why youre gay...

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July 17

July 17 is the international day of slapping your GF's sexy ass. You can slap her ass as many times as you like and if she doesn't let you slap her ass you should find somebody else because slapping your girl's sexy ass is a must in a relationship.

Me : "Hey babe do you know what day it is ?"
GF : "No, what day is it ? "
Me : "It is July 17 that means that it's international day of slapping your GF's sexy ass !"
GF : "International day of what ?"
Me : *slaps her sexy ass*
GF : *smiles*

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July 26

The Date of July 26th is "National Big Boy Day", give a big mon a big mac and fries... just feed the big boy

Hey its July 26th, hey man heres some food you fat fuck

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July 13

THAT BITCH IS BORN THE BITCH IS EITHER ANNOYING OR HOT ASF

Hey my birthday is July 13

Girl: MAKES SINCE

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july 3

on july, the best and most handsome guy was born. it's a fact

Well Karen, my man's birthday is July 3.

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July 24

punch your younger/older sibling in the face

today is july 24 so I will punch you in the mouth

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