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Really tight shorts/pants worn by a male. Makes your junk unable to move. Usually spandex consistency.
Man, I don't know why he wears those junk trappers, it looks like some chaffing is going on.
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the assorted emails women receive, on dating sites, from men who are far too old/young or live way too far away to be able to actually date.
I checked my e-mail, this morning, but nothing worth replying to, just junk-male
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Cellulite on the ass and thighs. Usually desirable and adds to the attractive shape of a woman. Jiggles when shaken or slapped.
I gave that phat ass a good slap and the junk-in-the-trunk jiggled like jello! mmm mmmm
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1. To tickle the sack and or junk that descends from your middle half.
2. A tiger with mustard spilt on it and has a ginger afro.
1. "Hey man, see that sack of junk descending from the middle half of the shelf in the attic? I just gotta go tickle it".
2. Did you see that "The Junk Tickler"? It was coming right for you. That mustard tiger with a ginger afro was serious".
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Junk Punk is the new "Punk" groups like Blink 182, Green Day, Panic! at the disco ect. It's no longer real punk, but pop-punk.
Buddy: Man, have you downloaded the latest blink song?
You: Nah, that shit is just junk punk.
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basically it's the food that comes from your junk.....sperm, semen, cum
Bob: Mandy's lookin' pretty slim these days....that girl's got it goin' on.
Dobalina: Yeah, I heard she's on the "Junk Food" diet.
Bob: Junk food don't make a girl look like that.
Dobalina: That's cause she's gettin' the food from John's junk......if ya know what I'm talkin' bout.
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When one's ass is either wider than they are tall, or when each individual cheek is mistaken for car bumpers; also, an old woman with a diaper.
I saw this really hot girl, but when she turned around, it was an old lady with her junk in the trunk. She was still hot though.
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