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'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' is the perfect show for you if you like the feeling you get when your brain is disintergrating. I caught a clip of it one time and Kim was unhappy because Kourtney borrowed her things without asking. So basically, the people in it just make a soap opera out of everything that happens in their world of nonsense. If you like 'The Hills', you'll like this. It's exactly the same, except the cast are fatter.
Tracy: I hate it when my parents go on about how much more clever by sister is then me. I wish I was that clever. But, I'd have to spend a lifetime studying to get up to her level.
Lauren: Rather then make yourself smarter, why not just make your sister dumber. Make her watch 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians'. Her brain will turn into mush in no time.
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Rural Northern Irish expression now becoming more main stream. "keep it alight" to keep something going.
"go on big fella keep her lit"
said whilst observing some one,
1.driving
2.having sex
3.smoking a joint
4.fighting
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to remain calm and in control
Don't go berserk when someone bothers you, keep your cool.
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A phrase, usually in farewell, said between members of the 'countryside' community to will on and promote an honorable lifestyle and proud existence.
Also used to tell one to 'calm down' or 'relax'.
Originated in Ireland.
Farmer A: "Right I better go plough a few furrows here, fella."
Farmer B:"No bother, you keep her country!"
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The motto of the most kick ass band, static x. It is also a good way to live life.
By keeping disco evil, paul managed to have a great time at teh club
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Sock referring to your male friends ass. Keep it( your dick) in the sock (his ass) rather than a dirty fat slob if a female that he would otherwise have sex with. Also see helping a nigga out.
Bye dan
Bye guys keep it in the sock and think about me
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To be cool until your next meeting with a person. Usually after jacking up a car.
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