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(n.) a name given the status of a proper noun by rocker Marilyn Manson in reference to the anus (cornhole) of a girl simply disclosed as "Kelly". According to Manson, Kelly was a large girl with whom he and a friend became involved in sexual games one night. When Kelly exposed her anus, the two men were silently horrified to get a glimpse of a small, slimy, whitish particle somewhat resembling a corn kernel residing within. After the publication of this anecdote in his autobiography l.h.r.o.o.h, the act of referencing Kelly's Cornhole has since become an inside joke among Marilyn Manson fans, though a practical application for the term has yet to be devised other than simply describing people with corn in their ass.
I love poundin' me some cornhole... unless it's Kelly's Cornhole, that is. Blech! *convulses*
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1. n. the hotness that is kelly. one cool chick.
2. adj. being of the caliber of hotness that is hot-kelly.
1. hot-kelly is one bad-ass personage.
2. wow, she was 'hot-kelly' hot.
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Child molestor, who was recently quoted as saying "Osama's the only one who understands how I feel"
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A super ho who will do anything to get dick and she loves to stick penis in her ass and her pussy but also loves it in her mouth. She is willing to do anything for Dick, and she hates vaginas but always sends pics of hers.
Look at that ho. She's such a kelly Gallo.
Look at her over there sucking two dicks at once she is such a Kelly Gallo
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An absolute sexy alpha male beast who is fantastic at everything and very smart
That guy is a complete jay kelly
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A running joke from the Austin Powers films. Also generally really nice people, or 'worth having' friends
Look at the huge Kelly Johnson
I think I'm in love with Kelly Johnson
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