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Kevin is probably the most amazing person you'll ever meet, he is the complete package, funny, charming, handsome, cute, playfull, caring, understanding, loving, and most of all has a huge dick, probably the biggest you'll ever see, it looks great, smells great, and he knows how to use it like a real man. Kevin is also quite tall and is very well built, he excels at almost everything he does, he is good at sports and academics. He also aspires to succeed in life and most likely he will do so, he's probably going to be your boss one day, he questions everything and likes knowledge. He is also very competitive in all he does and doesn't like taking advice from other people. He is good with friends and is slightly extroverted but enjoys time alone. Most of the time he let's his ego get the better. He likes to come of to other people as big and the best at everything but with the right person he can be as soft, sweet and gentle as a flower.
So if you ever do meet a Kevin never ever let go of them cause he will brighten your life.
"wow who did that amazing thing, he must be Kevin"
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Double Herpes; the sexually transmitted disease known as "herpes," but twice as effective
"Dude...I should not have banged that chick last night..."
"Why?"
"I think...she gave me Kevin..."
"...dude that IS bad..."
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Kevin:a guy who normally dates girls named: Ariel ,Ariana, jayda, Cheyenne, jordyn, jalisa ,mostly Ariana and jayda
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One hairy mother fucker; he always has a story, smells neither bad nor offensive. Works like a whore on rent day, and looks good doing it. Has amazing friends who would do fucking anything for him and tuck him in when he passes out. Kevin is awesome and everyone loves Kevin.
Kevin is probably a second string ninja.
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A type of nigga to suck biggass cock for money, he like to talk about gay shit
He not gay, but you question it. He plays soccer, and makes fun of people and is mean.
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anybody named kevin is definitely a tool. if your twitter handle is @kevaclysm then you are definitely 100% a tool. you are even king of the tools.
guy 1: there goes kevin- man, that guy is such a tool.
guy 2: definitely. total toolbag
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Kevin it’s a tall guy he is super funny he looks mean but he actually he is super nice and wen he angry he doesn’t play around Kevin always have the biggest dick and he is a super loyal and he will never chit on a girl he is protective he like to dress as cool as he can he like the color red and black and he is define
Kevin is the best boyfriend ever best in bed
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