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King of Albania from 1918-1939. Has done many great things for the country, such as reforming education, pledging for women's rights and uniting the country. Was exiled after Italy invaded Albania. Smoke 200 cigarettes per day, survived 55 assassination attempts, one which he shot back at his murderer. He died in France in the 1960s.
Random dude : Yo, have you heard of King Zog of Albania?
Historian : ...Who?
Random dude : Yeah, me neither.
Simular to McDonalds but a lot better.
Imma go to Burger King. It’s way better than McDonald’s
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Inspired by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - THRIFT SHOP song, radio version. I noticed my grandson referring to things as being "King Awesome" , the edited version of F@#king Awesome in the song. He had no idea.
This is king awesome!
\A man missing at least one of his fingers, preferably the middle, or all of them. Otherwidse they were cut off halfway and sown on with leeches, and npow they look weird. Royaltyy
Cooper: Dude, is that guy missing his fingers??
Teia: Yah, he's a King Stubbleton. Let's go to Starbuck instead.
A King G. Is a gangster that runs his shit like a King. Only a few people can ever be called King G's. It is not a life for a Facebook gangster, only real life gangster can claim the title of King G.
I am a King G. respect my gangster!
The kind of guy you think is hot on tinder but a physco path in real life. He’s not very nice and will most likely throw your loved one in a cauldron. He can even trick the High Lord Rhysand and badass Feyre. I think it is for the best that Elain stabbed him in the neck. I hope you don’t live long King of Hybern...wait you are already dead so it doesn’t matter anyways. :)
Your cute but insanely deadly, King of Hybern