Rural Dictionary

Knight Rider

The status or title obtained by a Caucasian for successfully negotiating an African American into a 1984 Pontiac Trans-Am for the sole purpose of intercourse.

Bryan: "Hey, did you see Kyle finally joined the Knight Rider club last night with that chick that looked like Precious after only 2 hours of hanging out in the KFC parking lot?"

Kevin: "I heard he lured her in the backseat with a trail of original recipe"

by Riverbone Jackson January 17, 2011

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knights of st.francis

mystical order without leadership, grades, external trappings. follows teachings of S.Francesco di Wycombo, emulating his life & ideals. studies the literature of black magic and of white, perfecting the art for the sake of the art. spiritual kinship with patron saint and heartfelt striving to perfection through imperfection. meets regularly on the earth plane through the 'Hell Fire Club' and permeates a host of other organizations/cults yet remaining closed within its own secret...adieu!

by Francis Dashwood bart. October 7, 2003

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beverley knight

rhyming slang for shite

god that film was really beverley knight!

by yorkie June 17, 2003

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Scarlet Knight

The mascot for the New Brunswick campus of Rutgers University. Also known as the Ultimate STD you can get at Rutgers. This disease originated from the skips skap scallywags, scaggs, tricks and marks of the university. A STD that is extremely horrible and only second to Gonoherpesyphilaids. You catch this infection through sexual contact, extreme dry humping, or serious mucus to mucus membrane touching with the freakier and dirtier the act, the easier it is contracted.

The crazy thing is if engaging in the act with a carrier of the disease, it can only infect you if you are on campus ground (greek row and the campus town around it counts too). Sex with the person outside of campus will only give you a normal STD, but the same regretful feeling in your body, hopeless look on your face and burning sensation on your genitalia. It was given this name not only because of the mascot for the school, but because 2-3 weeks after getting it you feel pain on your junk like you're being stabbed by a sword and blood clots appear that bleed frequently along with a severe rash, which even in the dark glow a bright scarlet red.

Other names include Scarlet K, S.K., The Bloody Knight, The "OHH SHIT IT BURNS", Little Red Riding Hood, Clifford the big red fuck up & Bloody Mary.

You should have known she was dirty when she said you could stormtrooper her face.

by Jerzy Kidd January 20, 2011

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