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He is the most famous of the crips, he is such a gangsta that he be wearing other niggas faces.
Landon b. Youngblood a hoyts movie theater (supervisor).
Person 1: “hi Landon Youngblood !”
Landon: “dude wtf your actually demented!”
1. A beautiful and pudgy boy who is known to flash his penis in the bathroom while changing for marching band and is very open about body positivity. He plays the trumpet and excels and it as well.
2. Daddy Material.
Dude 1: "Hey, who's that guy flashing his penis in the bathroom while we are changing for marching band?"
Dude 2: "Oh, that's Landon Rossi. He is known for flashing people in the bathroom and he also excels at the trumpet as well."
Dude 1: "Didn't ask."
dont fall for it landon joke will be ur end
someone:"rip landon
someone else:" who is landon???"
someone:"landon my left n3t
A "Landon Simp" is someone who obsesses and simps for men named Landon Bugg, thinking that he can do no wrong or harm to anyone. These people are usually named "Jay", "Trixxy", or "Cindy"
"Ew, she's seriously mad at that girl for breaking up with him and getting out of a toxic relationship, she must be a Landon Simp."
Landon is usually a beast of a male, an alpha if you will, he loves squatting 500 and above and can bench your girl friend. He is in fact a very hearty man but will take your girl.
Wow is that a Landon Severson I might bust! Ok
Hmmm why this dum dum so bad at breathing. He’s the type of person to help a car across the street.
Landon bagwell is a dum dum
He’ll break your heart
You’re dating Landon gray call?
Yes!
You’re gonna sob so hard you’ll throw up and want to kill yourself!!