lay the shit down

v. To articulate in plain and explicit language an unpleasant or undesired truth.

Tomorrow when I see him I'm just gonna lay the shit down.

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Cost Per Lay

Also known as "CPL," the Cost Per Lay is the amount of money a man spends to get laid.

Cook: "Hey, are you still dating that high maintenace bitch?"
Pete: "Yeah, she is killing me."
Cook: "Why, she's pretty hot?"
Pete: "Yeah she is but I have to take her out on expensive dates or she won't give me any."
Cook: "What's your Cost Per Lay?"
Pete: "Fuck, I dunno, at least a hundred bucks."
Cook (laughing): "Dude, your so fucked, dump that bitch!"
Pete: "Not before I tape myself nailing her."
Cook: "That'll be some expensive porn my good man..."

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lay one out

To drop a deuce, dump a load, or otherwise take a crap.

After finishing all that Mexican, I had to lay one out.

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Laying down wolfbait

A sudden and URGENT need to poop with complete disregard for facilities or location.

camping~Dude what the fuck! Whose been laying down wolfbait outside my tent?
At a bar~Dude watch the door for me while I lay down some wolfbait....

At a party~We gotta go, I stopped up the bowl trying to flush down the angry wolfbait I dropped off.

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bing lai

anything good or bad, kind of like ghetto

damn thats bing lai
hey bing lai
you are so bing lai
you little bing lai
aww bing lai

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Laying in bed

To be high, baked, stoned, etc

After all that pot i was laying in bed for hours

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Eh Bar Lay

Eh Bar Lay is a lovely kind hearted person, who cares for everyone. She is always there for you no mater what the situation is. She always lets you know when she needs to fart and will always say “Safety”. Everyone loves her and everyone wants to be her because she’s soooo awesome. Make sure you get a Eh Bar Lay.

“Eh Bar Lay is sooo cool I wish I was her”