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when a lazy person waits until a another is sleeping to sneak in and try to have sex with them.
he waited until i was passed out on his couch and then snuck in and pulled the lazy ninja.
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When you insert your cock into the mouth of a drunk, passed out broad and jizz in her mouth until she chokes and wakes up.
Man did you see that lazy susan I just gave to Veronica!
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Usually when someone is too stupid to look something up for themselves, normally because they're a n00b, they're a lazy bastard.
Mu$e :: Do you need t oregister HL2 to play it ?
Bosseye :: Yes, and you somehow managed to miss 1000s of threads on the exact same thing, you lazy bastard.
Mu$e :: What do you expect, I'm a n00b.
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When you repeatedly slap someone back and forth across the face with your dick.
It flops back and forth much like a sausage that isn't quite full because the butcher was too lazy to fill it
When my girlfriend wouldn't give me a bj I gave her a lazy butcher
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In a game of pong or Beirut, when asking for a re-rack with three cups remaining a player may ask for a Lazy Grandma. This is a sideways triangle formation, with the single cup on the player's preference of right or left. This is in the place of a forward or backward triangle re-rack.
"Yo let's get a re-rack"
"what do you want"
"Uhh a Lazy Grandma"
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Any person you have sex with who resists putting in the effort necessary to get themselves off.
He thinks that because women can orgasm for an average 23 seconds and guys only last about 5 seconds that men deserve more orgasms to make up for it. He's such a lazy orgasm.
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A penis that will not become erect for any one (or thing) accept your own hand.
guy #1- hey.
guy #2- what.
guy#1- i got a nasty case of lazy dick
guy #2 ah man, that sucks. Joe got lazy dick a month ago and still has not fully recovered
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