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A woman's breasts, typically used when referring to a small or flat chest.
See also Ranch
"I wish I had tits like Becky but instead I've just got lettuce"
Lettuce is a green and wet just like me.
This lettuce is as good as your ass.
Lettuce, you eat it, you eat it with food and in salad. it is very tasty, very good.
Hey what do you want in your subway sandwich?
Lettuce.
lettuce = hair. shredding the lettuce means pushing or maneuvering hair in a certain direction.
barber: how do you do your hair usually?
guy: usually i just shred the lettuce to the side
The act of going down on a female and eating her out.
Shred the Lettuce.
Guy 1: Did you have sex with her last night?
Guy 2: No, But I shredded the Lettuce.
Male: I really want to shred the lettuce.
Female: What's shred the lettuce?
Male: It means I'm going to eat you out.