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being too lazy to do anything; being in a constant vegetative procrastination
Stop being such a lettuce and clean your room!
Zoe had had too many cocktails that she needed to go shake the lettuce.
Refers to an absolute unit of a man, in the most manly sense. Has a diesel super duty he runs like a mother-fucker while burning him some Cohiba Blacks baby…
Chip’s lettuce is was flowing so good brotha….
A woman's breasts, typically used when referring to a small or flat chest.
See also Ranch
"I wish I had tits like Becky but instead I've just got lettuce"
A lettuce is a vegetable which apparently lasts longer than politicians on their posts.
Woah, that lettuce outlasted the PM!
is a sex position in which you cover ur girl with lettuce then dump a bucket of pee on her, what