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An excuse to leave an online chat room, mainly for gaming, to go and masturbate
"You ready to start the next match?"
"Hol' up I need to feed my lizard"
A way of saying you are jacking off, an excuse to leave an online chat room.
"Are we going to start this next game"
"Hol' up I'm going to feed my lizard"
The art of being a lounge lizard.
Im so lazy I spent the entire day lizarding on the lounge.
The act of lounging and not doing anything during the summer.
My daughter has been lizarding around all summer long.
When you dye your cock green, sit on a swingset while anally fucking a bitch with no arms.
so i went to the amputee strip club hoping to find me a good lizard swinging.
When you take a small sample of something in quick succession with the tip of your tongue.
Gimme a lizard smidgen of that soup, Jimmy.